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ASDFGHJKL. MY SHAME BEING REBLOGGED.George Bernard Shaw’s Pronunciation Asdfghjkl-palooza.
Dared to recite it by frostywine. Wasn’t supposed to do this originally, but. My ego. My pride.
And it all resulted in my creyz.
Finding all your precious audio posts and placing them in my new madness blog, so I can hex and collect those lovely voices. >:D
Did you know that a study has concluded that nervous mothers end up being excellent at raising children? This is why the magical beings have bestowed these feelings upon you. It is a blessing indeed.
I can’t help but think that you have given birth to Alfred. If he ends up acting like a hero as he grows up, then you’ll know, I suppose.
We all believe in you, Frosty!
[Even Nikki, though she doesn’t know it yet. I’ll send her a message. She’ll caps rage me and think I’m trolling her, but whatever.]
Okay, so I said I’d be busy. And so I am. I’ve got my grades and my editorial duties to worry about. Being an assistant director/real director fucking sucks (asdfghjkl, King Lear, y u an old man who acts liek baby?).
I can’t write fanfiction anymore. Not even if I wanted to. There just isn’t any time.
As I type this down, it’s nearly 1 AM, Sunday morning.
I just spent the (Satur)day at school, attempting to help unfortunate children have a fun afternoon… while speaking in Filipino. I managed to get away with not speaking much, but I’m still deathly afraid of children. Especially large swarms of them that appear out of nowhere and appear to want to eat you up with their smiles and laughter and frigging energy.
I get out feeling accomplished, and like shit at the same time. My mom suddenly wants to watch Breaking Dawn. It’s not even worth talking about, though I will say that I laughed my ass off.
After I get home, relax a bit, and finish a movie on television, I finally decide to check Tumblr.
INTERNET IS AS AWESOME AS EVER. FROSTY IS A MOTHER. LIFE HAS GONE ON WITHOUT ME.
I can only offer the largest of OTLs.
Looking at our sleeping angel gives me feelings of happiness and anxiety.
…oh, who am I kidding. I’m frightened out of my wits.
Pssst.
Pssst.
Congratulations, Frosty. I’m so happy for you, and asdfghjkl. I know you’re going to be a great mom. You have the blessing of the narwhals, the unicorns, and whatever creatures and gods you can imagine. I wish you the best, and nothing the slightest bit less.
I will run away now because I am a socially awkward penguin who dropped off the face of the earth before coming back one evening to discover that one of her favorite people online has given birth to a baby boy.
Asdfghjkl, I don’t like my voice. Period.
You are definitely alone in your sorrow: your despair is needless and unfounded, while mine is definitely logical.
Well, I was and still am kind of sick, so my throat was on fire by the time I finished.
But I did do a version of the original accent challenge where I basically managed to say “asdfghjkl” in real life and starts damning every word that was listed down. It’s already gone, though OTL
/comment-hacks Your voice, Frosty. I do not understand why you don’t like it. /runs away from shameI have no idea what has happened, Nikki. I do not even speak this fast. LOL
/INSERT EVERY SINGLE SPAZZING GIF ON THE INTERNET HERE
I sound as if I’m seven. I want Nikki’s voice.
PACHO, WHERE IS YOUR RECORDING?
I am deleting this later. MY VOICE IS AN EMBARRASSMENT.
NO ATE D8 DO NOT DELETE!!!
Ate, you’re voice is simply in the higher octave of voices, not of childrens! ;;;;;;A;;;;;;;
YOUR VOICE IS NOT AN EMBARASSMENT
AND YES PACHO, WHERE IS YOURS DD8
FINE FINE FINE IT’S UP.
LET ME WALLOW IN PEACE.
George Bernard Shaw’s Pronunciation Asdfghjkl-palooza.
Dared to recite it by frostywine. Wasn’t supposed to do this originally, but. My ego. My pride.
And it all resulted in my creyz.
Asdfghjkl, late reply. My mom threatened me to close the computer OTL Of course we type as if on crack. We’re awesome like that. Me? Able to sing? That’ll be the day. I had no idea you could play the violin, though! That’s way cool.NIKKI AND PACHO - I have failed completely in this bloody challenge.
George Bernard Shaw’s English Pronunciation poem.
ENGLISH LANGUAGE, Y U SO DIFFICULT!?
/casually puts this in my iTunes
/casually dies
/you said my name
/derp forever
HAVE I PRONOUNCED YOUR NAME CORRECTLY? OAO
Yes, you did :D
Asdfghjkl, I love your voice.
asdfghjkl. I’ve been catching my breath. I don’t talk much; I reckon this is already three days worth of conversation for me. OTL You should do this poem as well! T__T
Then we’re on the same boat. Unless I’m in class, that poem is about a week’s worth of conversation.
I actually did end up recording the poem for the hell of it, and I don’t understand a word I’m saying in some parts. Monotonous, too.
Tumblr says I can’t upload anymore audio today (LOL, I can’t believe I chose to upload mine just past midnight), so you guys won’t be seeing it anytime soon.
My friend just suggested that we do a singing challenge or something XD She says we’re pretty damn amusing to watch.
We’re both not talkative, but we type as if we’re on crack. LOL
Only one audio post per day is what tumblr allows. =__= I shall be waiting for it, PaCho. Nikki’s as well, as I cannot seem to play hers. T_T
Erm, I think not. You and Nikki can sing, I reckon I’ll just play you lot a short violin song. At least with that, I’m sure I’ll not make a fool of myself LOL
/DERP
NIKKI AND PACHO - I have failed completely in this bloody challenge.
George Bernard Shaw’s English Pronunciation poem.
ENGLISH LANGUAGE, Y U SO DIFFICULT!?
/casually puts this in my iTunes
/casually dies
/you said my name
/derp forever
HAVE I PRONOUNCED YOUR NAME CORRECTLY? OAO
Yes, you did :D
Asdfghjkl, I love your voice.
asdfghjkl. I’ve been catching my breath. I don’t talk much; I reckon this is already three days worth of conversation for me. OTL You should do this poem as well! T__T
Then we’re on the same boat. Unless I’m in class, that poem is about a week’s worth of conversation.
I actually did end up recording the poem for the hell of it, and I don’t understand a word I’m saying in some parts. Monotonous, too.
Tumblr says I can’t upload anymore audio today (LOL, I can’t believe I chose to upload mine just past midnight), so you guys won’t be seeing it anytime soon.
My friend just suggested that we do a singing challenge or something XD She says we’re pretty damn amusing to watch.
NIKKI AND PACHO - I have failed completely in this bloody challenge.
George Bernard Shaw’s English Pronunciation poem.
ENGLISH LANGUAGE, Y U SO DIFFICULT!?
/casually puts this in my iTunes
/casually dies
/you said my name
/derp forever
HAVE I PRONOUNCED YOUR NAME CORRECTLY? OAO
Yes, you did :D
Asdfghjkl, I love your voice.
